I don't think he's even trying anymore

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"My spidey-sense is tingling! These freaks always got a story"

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"Okay, I've been meaning to ask you this. If you got the power to like, move stuff with your mind, why don't you just use that to move your legs?"

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telepathy =/= telekinesis

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Later that day

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Professor Xavier's Paraplegia Pwned: Disability Benefits Revoked

"HOLY PENIS, WHAT A SCOOP! Parker, you've done it again!"

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"thank you, sir!"

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"Say Parker," quipped Jameson, "Did you get a new haircut or somethin'? You look different. I can't quite put my finger on it."

THE END

(oekaki crashed, so I had to upload this one manually) :(