PORN
CHATROOMS
WAREZ
FORUMS
H4X

"WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN INTERNET!"


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Captain Internet, he's a hero
gonna burn a CD using Nero

Gonna help him pwn another
n00b who's thead is going under

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Konane (myg0t guy):  "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CAPTAIN INTERNET!"

We surf the internet
you can do it too
you'll find there are many things to do
trolling and spamming, is not the way
here's what CAPTAIN INTERNET has to say:

Captain Internet:  "You're Banned!"